Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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