so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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