Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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