Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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