I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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