Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
two words...techno handjob
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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