Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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