she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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