did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.