I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"