Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements