i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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