like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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