Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
