I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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