it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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