The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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