Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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