Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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