I wish my penis had an off switch
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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