yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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