i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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