At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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