nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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