it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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