I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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