Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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