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wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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