i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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