I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's official drugs can't kill me
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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