I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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