margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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