Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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