What a fucking waste of an outfit
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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