Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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