this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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