Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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