I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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