it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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