I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you