whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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