They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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