She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?