You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I love having hate sex.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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