Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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