Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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