I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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