That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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