what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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