I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I cockslap morals
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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