Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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