i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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