I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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