the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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