32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences