so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship